So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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