And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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