i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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