His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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