Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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