That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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