I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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