just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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