Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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