I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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