how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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