i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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