My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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