You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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