It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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