Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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