so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
