I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
worst night to have a conscience
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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