And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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