The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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