i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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