from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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