There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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operation harelip BJ is a go
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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