he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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