My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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