uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I want is dick and wine.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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