I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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