he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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