is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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