I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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