If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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