So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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