Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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