dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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