I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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