i just google imaged poop.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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