we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
