This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Randomize
