There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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