so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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