This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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