"it" just moved
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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