I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize
