I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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