Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That accounts for only three of the penises
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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