I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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