Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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