Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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