you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
