i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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