I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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