u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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