Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me