Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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