Need sex. Gaining weight.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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