There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
This is my gift to your gina
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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